1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,000 ♪ Who's gonna help when the danger overwhelms ♪ 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:05,000 ♪ And the mysteries are piled high? ♪ 3 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:07,000 ♪ Who's gonna be around, never gonna let you down ♪ 4 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:09,000 ♪ When you're on a wild ride? ♪ 5 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:11,000 ♪ Your friends are always by your side ♪ 6 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:15,000 ♪ It's Craig of the Creek, he's gonna save the day ♪ 7 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:19,000 ♪ It's Craig of the Creek, he's gonna save the day ♪ 8 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:21,000 ♪ It's Craig of the Creek ♪ 9 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:26,000 ♪♪ 10 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:29,000 Okay, who's brave enough to try first? 11 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:31,000 You! Move! 12 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:33,000 Pick him up! 13 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:34,000 [ Screams ] Heh. See, 14 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:38,000 that's why you can't just grab any part of the crayfish. 15 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:40,000 Make a "C" hand, everyone. 16 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,000 Hm! 17 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,000 You must grab him from the back -- 18 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:45,000 like so. 19 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:47,000 Ugh. So disrespectful, 20 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:48,000 putting them in a bucket 21 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,000 like common beach sand. 22 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,000 Jason is so annoying. 23 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:54,000 He acts like he owns the creek. 24 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,000 -I found one. -Don't touch it! 25 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,000 I left it there. 26 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:02,000 Ooh, as big as a lob-lob-lobster! 27 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,000 Bobby: My crayfish! 28 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:05,000 Pshaw! 29 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:08,000 That's nothing compared to... 30 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,000 Big Pinchy. 31 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:11,000 [ All gasp ] 32 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:13,000 Craig, Kelsey! 33 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:15,000 [ Plays folksy music ] 34 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:18,000 ♪ Gather ye round and I'll tell you a tale ♪ 35 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:21,000 ♪ Of a creature that's as big as a whale ♪ 36 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,000 ♪ Under rocks did he swam right up to the sand ♪ 37 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:28,000 Hey! ♪ And pinched me so hard 38 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:28,000 on me right hand ♪ 39 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,000 [ All gasp ] 40 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:31,000 ♪ Ho ho ho, Big Pinchy ♪ 41 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,000 ♪ Ho ho ho, Big Pinchy ♪ 42 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:36,000 ♪ The biggest crayfish ye ever sawr ♪ 43 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,000 ♪ Bigger than a Din-O-Sawr ♪ 44 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,000 ♪ Ho ho ho, Big Pinchy ♪ 45 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,000 ♪ Ho ho ho, Big Pinchy ♪ 46 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:46,000 ♪ If you go on adventures like we ♪ 47 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:51,000 ♪ Big Pinchy just might pinch at ye-e-e-e-e ♪ 48 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:52,000 [ Applause ] 49 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:54,000 This is ridiculous. 50 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:56,000 Tony. 51 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:00,000 On average crayfish grow up to three inches in length. 52 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:03,000 You said as big as a whale? 53 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:05,000 [ Laughs ] [ Laughs ] 54 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:08,000 If JP said he saw Pinchy, then he saw him. 55 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,000 Then where is the proof? 56 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:11,000 I have proof. 57 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:15,000 He pinched me and left this. 58 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,000 Oh, I had one of those. 59 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:20,000 It's called a pimple. 60 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,000 [ Laughter ] 61 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,000 Hey, you want proof? 62 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:27,000 We'll find Big Pinchy and rub it all over your face. 63 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,000 I'd like that. 64 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:30,000 I want to be wrong once in my life. 65 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,000 Hmph! 66 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:35,000 Craig: Hello, all you crustacean skeptics out there. 67 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:37,000 This is Craig Williams, and we're here 68 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:41,000 at John Paul Mercer's house about to start our trek to find 69 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:44,000 Big Pinchy -- the creek's biggest crayfish. 70 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:47,000 Our guide today is the only kid ever in existence 71 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,000 to have seen him with his own eyes. 72 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,000 Craig, that's a very intense getup you've got there. 73 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,000 This is everything we need to get definitive 74 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:56,000 Big Pinchy proof. 75 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,000 Double flashlights to be ready for any lighting condition, 76 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:01,000 and I'm finally breaking out the Sports Scamps, trademark, 77 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,000 camera Grandpa got me for my birthday. 78 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:06,000 He says I'm a rascal, and it needs to be recorded. 79 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,000 Kelsey, would you please verify the date 80 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:10,000 and time for our records? 81 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:11,000 Uh, ah, okay. 82 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,000 It's, uh, it's Wednesday the 23rd, 83 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,000 3:06 P.M. 84 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,000 So, JP, tell us how you discovered Big Pinchy 85 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,000 all those years ago. 86 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:24,000 Well, it all started yonder in my neighbor -- 87 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,000 uh, Carol's backyard. 88 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:29,000 I was chasing a butterfly. 89 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:32,000 [ Kids grunting ] 90 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:36,000 Location -- 50 paces from John Paul's house. 91 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,000 Barometric pressure... 92 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,000 [ Pops lips ] pleasant. 93 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,000 You hopped a fence to follow a butterfly? 94 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:43,000 Well, there -- there was no fence, then. 95 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:45,000 Carol actually put it up after she found me 96 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:47,000 in her yard -- so weird. 97 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:50,000 It's almost like she doesn't want me in here or something. 98 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,000 It's weird she doesn't want kids in her yard, 99 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:56,000 because she has a bunch of frozen ones. 100 00:03:56,000 --> 00:04:00,000 That dog -- That dog is real! 101 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,000 Run! 102 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:03,000 [ All screaming ] 103 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,000 I need a boost, I need a boost! 104 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,000 Wahh! 105 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,000 Abandon yard! 106 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:08,000 Craig: Aaaahhhh! 107 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,000 Craig! Yer starf! 108 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,000 Staff! Give me your staff! 109 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:14,000 Heave ho! Whoa-hoa! 110 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,000 Aw, geez, I'm sorry. 111 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:20,000 I didn't remember Carol having that little marshmallow killer. 112 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:23,000 That little pup wasn't anything that we couldn't handle. 113 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,000 So, which way did the butterfly fly, JP? 114 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,000 Well, I was just lookin' up for a while, 115 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:31,000 following the butterfly as it danced under the treetops. 116 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:35,000 I remember a twist, a turn, a spin, 117 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,000 and then it got eaten by a bird. 118 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:40,000 And it was right about here that I got distracted by a tree 119 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:44,000 that looks frustrated with his children -- over there! 120 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:47,000 Hey, y'all, long time no tree. 121 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,000 [ Laughs ] 122 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,000 You were all but knee-high 123 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:51,000 last time I saw yeh. 124 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:54,000 Hey, Kelsey. You must be this tall to chill. 125 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,000 Ohh! My riblets! 126 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,000 Where to now? 127 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:01,000 Well, I-I wandered this way and crossed the creek 128 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:04,000 right over there through the bushes. 129 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,000 Whoa. 130 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,000 Oh man, it got deeper. [ Clears throat ] 131 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:13,000 This here water rising in the creek must be climate change. 132 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:16,000 Ahh! So wet! 133 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:17,000 After you, Kelsey. 134 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:20,000 Craig, turn the camera around, please. 135 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,000 -Oh! Okay! -Hup! Hup! 136 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:24,000 Hu-- waa! 137 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,000 Craig, turn around! 138 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,000 Hey, Craig, are you sure you want to do this? 139 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,000 The rocks are really slippery. 140 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,000 Yeah, you don't want to damage the camera. 141 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,000 You should probably just take off the helmet. 142 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:37,000 The whole point is to have the camera when we find Big Pinchy. 143 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:41,000 Wet butts lasts for minutes but proof lasts forever. 144 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:46,000 And so will the look on Jason's face! 145 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,000 Whoa! 146 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,000 Yeesh! That was close. 147 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:54,000 Your melon almost succumbed to Poseidon's slippery grasp, 148 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,000 Craig. 149 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,000 It was soon after that juncture 150 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:02,000 that I discovered the dark cave that is Big Pinchy's home. 151 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:06,000 I do not know what called me forward, 152 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:09,000 but it felt like the prickly finger of fate 153 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:11,000 was poking me in the back. 154 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:12,000 Ow! 155 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:14,000 A briar patch? 156 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:15,000 [ Grunting ] 157 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:18,000 These thorns are as sharp as dragon's toenails, 158 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:21,000 which, when not manicured, are very sharp. 159 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,000 Did you actually go through these, JP? 160 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:25,000 No. This wasn't even here back then. 161 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:27,000 Listen, guys, can we cut for a minute? 162 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,000 No, we can't. 163 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,000 We have to keep the camera rolling continuously. 164 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:34,000 No cuts -- so that nobody -- Jason -- can accuse us 165 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:37,000 of putting in a fake crayfish at the last second. 166 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:40,000 Okay, look, I like being Mr. Explorer-Sailor Guy and all, 167 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,000 but this stuff has been way more dangerous 168 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,000 than when I came through here before. 169 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:45,000 I can't believe I'm saying this, 170 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:47,000 but I think we should turn back. 171 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:48,000 [ Sighs ] Yeah, I agree. 172 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,000 Maybe we can try a different route tomorrow. 173 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,000 If we go back to the creek tomorrow without proof, 174 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:53,000 Jason's gonna think JP was faking it, 175 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,000 and I'm not letting that happen! 176 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:56,000 Jason? 177 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,000 [ Grunting ] 178 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,000 Owie! Ouch! Ahh! 179 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,000 Oh, no! This cursed bramble swallowed him. 180 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,000 I won't let them take you, Craig! 181 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:07,000 Yaaaah! Kelsey! Wait! 182 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,000 I remember there being a dro-- 183 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,000 [ Both screaming ] 184 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,000 Ugh! 185 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:18,000 Ohh. 186 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:21,000 [ Gasps ] My camera! 187 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:25,000 Oh, why must I always destroy everything Grandpapa gifts me? 188 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:27,000 Now even if we see Big Pinchy, 189 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:29,000 we won't be able to prove it to Jason. 190 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:33,000 If we don't have proof, this was all a huge waste of time. 191 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:35,000 A waste of time? 192 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,000 [ Thunder cracks ] 193 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:39,000 Quick! shelter! 194 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,000 Ugh! 195 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:45,000 I can hear Jason laughing right now. 196 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:47,000 "I was right! I was always right!" 197 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,000 Okay, I'm starting to think 198 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,000 that this has only ever been about Jason 199 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:54,000 because you've said Big Pinchy like zero times 200 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,000 and you've said Jason's name, like, 10 million. 201 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:59,000 It's because without the proof, Jason's going to -- 202 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:02,000 Oh! Oh-oh-ho, oh! There! 203 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,000 Jason again! 10 million and one! 204 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:07,000 Y-You care so much what Jason would think about me, 205 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:09,000 but have you asked me 206 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,000 how I would feel about what Jason thinks? 207 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:14,000 Guess what? He's a rump. 208 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:18,000 I make it my policy not to care what rumps think about me. 209 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,000 The only thing I care about today 210 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:22,000 was showing my besties the coolest thing ever -- 211 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:25,000 the pinchter, the grand pinchereno. 212 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:27,000 Sorry. Big Pinchy. That's his name. 213 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:29,000 JP's right. 214 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:33,000 And any kid that doubts Big Pinchy can eat my sword! 215 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,000 [ Sighs ] I-I don't know why Jason makes me 216 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:38,000 so, like, so -- ugh. 217 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,000 -Competitive? -Jealous? 218 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:41,000 [ Chirps ] 219 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:43,000 Ugh, I guess I just don't like it 220 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,000 when he makes fun of us. But you're right, 221 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,000 I shouldn't care what Jason thinks. 222 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:49,000 Sorry I put you guys in so much danger today. 223 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:52,000 Ugh, what was I thinking? 224 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:55,000 Safety is, like, my number-two next to maps! 225 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,000 Nah, it's okay. 226 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:59,000 Nobody was hurt, except for your camera. 227 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,000 But now what? 228 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,000 I mean, we're caught in the rain, 229 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:05,000 h-having nothing to eat in a cave... 230 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,000 JP! Is this the cave? 231 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:09,000 Well, shiver me timbers. 232 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,000 It is that cave. 233 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:13,000 There should be the cave etching that I left last time. 234 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:17,000 Craigy boy, time to shine! 235 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,000 Oh-hoh! This is me and butterfly, 236 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:21,000 that's the creek... 237 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,000 Kelsey: Sure, I can totally see it. 238 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:28,000 This path led me to this hidden chamber! 239 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,000 Oh, wow. 240 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,000 Oh! Oh! And -- And you see that rock 241 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,000 that looks like a bear? Under the bear, 242 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:36,000 that's where I found Big Pinchy for the first time! 243 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:40,000 I have no way of knowing if Big Pinchy still lives here. 244 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:44,000 Maybe he married, had kids, and moved to an apartment. 245 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:48,000 But if he's anywhere, he's under this rock. 246 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,000 [ Grunts ] 247 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:51,000 Little help here, please? 248 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,000 All: One, two, three! 249 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:55,000 [ All grunt ] 250 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,000 -Holy moly! -He's huge! 251 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:58,000 Well, well, there. 252 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,000 Do you remember me? 253 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:04,000 When I saw you in between those rocks all those years ago, 254 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:07,000 I thought you were trapped and needed help. 255 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:11,000 But I guess I was a fool, as green as pea soup. 256 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,000 That was your home, but that made me think, 257 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:15,000 and that thought never left me. 258 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:17,000 How can he live in that small pool? 259 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,000 What would he eat? 260 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:24,000 I must find him again with my lifetime companions. 261 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,000 I'm glad to see you're all right, old man. 262 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,000 I brought you booty from overseas. 263 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:31,000 And, hey, I'll be back to check on you again, 264 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:33,000 Big Pinchy. 265 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,000 Phone. What? 266 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:39,000 Take a picture with your phone. 267 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,000 How many times you gonna see a giant crayfish 268 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,000 with a lollipop in your life? 269 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,000 Nah, man. 270 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,000 We have this eyeball camera and heart drive 271 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:50,000 to store this memory -- no stupid pictures for Jason. 272 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,000 Yeah, I want pictures, Craig. 273 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:56,000 ♪ If you go on adventures like we ♪ 274 00:10:56,000 --> 00:11:01,000 ♪ Big Pinchy may just might pinch at ye-e-e-e-e-e ♪ 275 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:04,000 ♪ When it's time to go to bed ♪ 276 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:09,000 ♪ I know I don't have to feel alone ♪ 277 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:12,000 ♪ 'Cause I'll see you tomorrow ♪ 278 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,000 ♪ At the creek ♪ 279 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,000 Just like I drew it. 280 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,000 ♪♪